holy shit, i have written something for the first time in. well. a long-ass time.

it's evil dead/army of darkness fic. with gender-swapped ash.

idk

Re-Animator/Evil Dead.
West. Ash. The unfriendly undead and artistic differences.

It, uh... well, it's something.

(Because I'm unsatisfied with the Army of Darkness vs Re-Animator series, yet not ambitious enough to write more than this right now.)

( Classless. Classless, and imbecilic. )

Evil Dead/Army of Darkness.
Ash. Clyde. Shopping smart and thinking dumb.

Clyde is the character played by Ted Raimi in the theatrical ("second") ending of Army of Darkness - the bored fellow S-Mart clerk who's heard Ash's stories one too many times. He didn't have a name in the credits, so I gave him one.

( Ash, though - he really is okay. Not in the mental sense, obviously, but when it comes to other things. )